The stupidest website I've ever visited twice might be Faceanalyzer.com. It's kind of phrenology or anthropometry for the age of www. You upload a mugshot and get back racial analysis and ratings about your intelligence, sociability, income and so on. Apparently the score determines your personality archetype, like Academic, Artist, Boss, Charmer, White Collar…

The 2004 me was 63% Eastern European and had a celeb twin called Christopher Walken. No problem there, he's got the moves. The new me is now, uh, 100% Chinese, just like Leonardo DiCaprio. Career prospects of a Theta-class Academic have also changed into the one of a Blue Collar.

But there is a pattern! Walken and DiCaprio have starred together in one film - Catch Me If You Can, by Spielberg. Playing Frank Abagnale Sr and Jr, respectively, i.e. father and son. Spooky.

Too bad Faceanalyzer hasn't been developed since its inception. Ga2so.com has a funny post about its shortcomings. Kind of a failed Reverse Turing test. After all, there's certain food for thought here - face recognition and analysis is after all one of humans' most finely tuned sensibilities.

Picture: Head-Measurer of Tremearne